Rogue Idea

I’ve blogged this year!  Well It’s been a long time since I’ve been here!  I was going to change my theme but after browsing a few places I couldn’t really find one I liked much so oh well.  It will just have to stay plain and boring.

So I am thinking since I’m doing a lot of new things in Dallas I would keep track of them or chronicle them here, sort of.  I have to say that getting out of my comfort zone away from home has been kind of a crazy experience so far.  Instead of making a bunch of posts and clogging up the blog I guess I will just recap all of ‘first time’ experiences I can remember right now to start with…

Well okay I definitely had a ‘first time’ event just last night actually.  I had been waiting for a friend to email me back about borrowing her anatomy textbook for the rest of the year.  After a few random events she ended up not having time to meet me before her vacation and I had to go pick it up from her house after a relative left it on the porch for me.  So I went out and drove far ass into the middle of nowhere and when I came home I was walking towards the building and the guy on the top floor was on his balcony.  I had met him before and seen him like 7-8 times saying hi in passing this whole time.  We kind of said hi and talked for a bit, he said he was moving out this summer and was packing all this things today (yesterday).  I said good luck with that and went into my apartment.  So since my tennis partner hurt her back the day before she couldn’t come lay by the pool with me and I didn’t feel like going alone.  I thought about going upstairs to ask this guy to go with me.  BUT then I heard a very loud, deliberate 3 knocks on the door.   I thought it was my roommate – maybe she ‘locked’ herself out again somehow.  Anyways so I open the door and theres no one there.  I’m like okay – then I notice a sticky post it note on my door.  At first I thought it was saying something about my delivery (at which point I thought god what did my roommate do now wtf) but then it that word turned out to be ‘are very’, not delivery, lol.

I had to read the note like 3 times before i actually “read it” I guess – It  said they thought I was ‘very cute’ with a ‘rockin body’ <insert winky face drawing..> and if i wanted to have some ‘fun’ to come over.  if not then ‘its all good’ too.

Then it was signed with an initial and nothing else.  So that was the first time i was asked/invited for sex by a post it note from a stranger.  Actually i think thats the first time anyone has asked or invited me for sex at all lol.  my initial reaction was  wtf – do i look like ‘that type’ of person?  my second reaction was who is this? and then after that i just laughed about it.  I’m pretty sure its the guy I talked to right before that, hes the only guy i’ve met at the apartments this whole time and the only other person i’ve met was the girl across and down the floor from me.  so maybe he did it cause hes moving now anyways?  anyways im glad hes moving because now i feel like he might have been watching me or something cause i know hes always up there on his balcony with his dog and it faces the area where everyone parks.  So hopefully he moves soon so i dont have to run into him and act like ‘its all good’ lol.

So this leads me to another awkward situation i found myself in a month or so ago in April.  One day I had gotten a flyer for a sorority life info night/event over in the residential hall.  Well I had kind of wanted to join one when i was at UH but I didn’t have the money to live on campus in the ‘House’ so I didn’t really look much into it.  It’s gonna be kind of hard to join as a post bacc student since ill be the oldest freakin person joining but i thought what the heck it wont hurt to go to an info night – its just info right?  So I kept the date for it in mind for a while and I remember it was right after one of my major exams.  I kind of went back and forth – I was kind of nervous actually because I hadn’t really prepared or anything for it and I know they normally ask you a lot of questions about yourself when you meet different sorority members.

Well I said what the hell just go and made myself drive over there across campus at like 10 pm and went anyways (why the meeting was so freakin late at night? no idea).  I get there and guess what – im the ONLY one who went to the info night!  I guess since this is still kind of a small school they won’t have as big a turn out as i expected like i would at UH.  So it ended up being me, and 25 blonde hair blue eyed sorority girls asking me about my life and talking about school with me and ‘going greek’.  They each introduced themselves to me and I said I can’t remember everyone but I will try.  Then the girl said they can do it again if I want .. I was like no, that would just confuse me lol.  Well I did learn a lot about what goes on and what happens, how to join, when, etc.   That was probably one of those most awkward feeling situations I’ve ever been in, lol.  Plus they all sat around and next to me so that made me feel a little bit crowded.  So now I feel like well….the rest of the process CANT be more awkward than that right?  lol.  I have to submit an application in a few weeks so I guess we will see what happens.  So that was the first time I ever went to a greek related event (and as its only guest…).  looking back i guess it was kind of funny lol. but hell no would i ever want that to happen again !

I always write such super long posts. lol.  But I’ll talk about one more thing that recently happened before I go tonight cause I’m getting a little bit hungry/thirsty.  When I went home two weeks ago I had my first brazilian wax done!  Two weeks before that I was talking to an old friend about meeting up and the topic of waxing came up.  Pretty much the basic ‘have you ever….yeah me neither…yeah i wanna try it too…’ convo that I’ve had a bunch of times with a bunch of different people.  So we were like okay…let’s just make the appointment and do it.  So we did.  The day we were going to well Frank had some issues with the car and we ended up having to reschedule for the following saturday.  I was pretty annoyed because you’re not supposed to shave for like three freakin weeks before your first time waxing or something like that and I really did not want to wait and not shave for another week.

So we had to wait for the following saturday, where we went to pick up my friend and we went to the european wax center in the galleria area.  We both had the same person and I went in first.  So this lady comes out and she brings me into this room with a table in the middle and she asked me how I was doing and blah blah blah, lol. I said okay this is my first time doing it so you might need to give me directions a little.  So she was just like okay just take off your shorts and underwear and lay on the table.  Then I did and she sort of bent my knees outward so it was like my legs making a diamond shape.  Then she just started doing it without really saying much and we talked for 10 minutes about random stuff like the weather, her job, kids, etc and then I flipped over, held my butt cheek open on one side for 2 minutes and then bam I was done!  Now I’m not saying it was COMPLETELY painless, but it wasn’t really that painful at all. I mean out of all the times she ‘pulled the strip’ only 3-4 of those times actually hurt and it was short – like pulling off a bandage.  So overall I was pretty happy with my experience. It was quick and pretty much painless.  So I don’t really know what everyone is fussing about – maybe they just had a person do it badly? or the wrong way?  My friend who went in after me said the same thing as me so I know it’s not just me.  I’m also the last person I’d think of when thinking about high pain tolerance.  Afterwards I was pretty much good to go and do whatever the heck I felt like.   I DO really like it though so I’ve been referring my friends there so I can get credits from my referrals to go next time lol.  I heard about this sugaring or ‘blue wax’ stuff some people use too that is supposed to also work really good and hardly have any pain.  So I guess I am kind of wondering if I just got lucky and got a girl that was good at doing it or maybe it just doesn’t hurt that much anyways?  I don’t know.  I guess I’ll see next time I go since it’ll be in Dallas and have to be a different person.