Rogue Idea

This is the 6th week of school ( I think) and we have had 5 homework assignments in my physical chemistry class.  I have not turned any one of them in, therefore getting myself 4 zeros so far, and 1 more after today.  Why?  Because apparently I can’t turn in my homework.  This class is at 8:30am Tuesday and Thursdays and there is homework due every Tuesday morning.  The homework is not due during class, or at the beginning of class, it is due BEFORE 8:30.  Not even AT 8:30.  BEFORE.  So I’m thinking…it is okay because I can get there early I’ve always had 8:30 classes.  Well for some reason or another I cannot get to the damn class on time ANY of the past Tuesdays - so I’ve been getting zeros because they don’t take any late work.  First two times I leave at around 8 or a little before 8 am to get to school.  I figured that a lot of times I leave at 8 and the morning traffic is over and I’m normally there on time for an 8:30 class.  Apparently there must be like a thousand other people who figured out the same thing or a thousand other people being regularly late on Tuesday mornings now because that plan doesn’t work anymore (I figured that out after receiving my first two zeros).  The third time I’m like….damnit I’m going to leave early.  So I leave at 7 am, and what the fuck….accidents and crazy rain and somehow I drove OVER 90 minutes in a gigantic traffic jam and I get there late - AGAIN.  By this point I’m like ‘this sucks…oh well’.  So the fourth time, last week I went to school early at 7:30, I figured that maybe I was just too early and plus some bad luck.  I will never leave at 7;30 again because I had to get through 3 school zones and then more crazy ass traffic from the people trying to get to their 8 a.m. jobs at the last minute - making ME LATE AGAIN.  So last week I was like….WHAT THE FUCK.  And then comes today.  I woke up at 5:30 am and I left at 6:00 am.  Thats 2 and a half hours earlier than when my class starts.  I’m pissed now because there was an accident (of course there was a fucking accident - I left early!) and I ended up spending one hour getting to the damned school and I got here at 7 am.  So I think..finally.  I will not receive a zero.

Since I’m an hour early I went to the library (that is where I am now) to use their computers and print some stuff.  But guess what?  I opened my backpack and found out I forgot my homework.  So now I will be there and feel like a total idiot because I forgot my crazy homework.   Our first test is this Thursday and I will be out of my house at like 5:30 to fucking be here.  I don’t understand how for the past 3 years of college I’ve never had this bad of a traffic problem and now its like all the sudden it’s like I either leave late to arrive late or leave early to sit in traffic for an insane amount of time only to either arrive late again or do something fucking stupid like forget my homework.  FUCK THIS CLASS.  ! =(